I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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