I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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