I wanna passion pit in your ass
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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