need another drink. this is the easiest way
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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