i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
