You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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