p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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