is your mom at the bar?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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