the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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