I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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