Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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