Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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