I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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