I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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