i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
