So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She announced her abortion via fbk
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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