..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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