I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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