That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
