I wannas sexs uuuuu
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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