Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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