So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he fucked my hip out of place.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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