Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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