dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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