i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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