why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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