so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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