but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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