Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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