Christians are straight up FREAKS
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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