Your dad touched me again.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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