it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize