I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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