I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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