i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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