Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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