Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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