Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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