I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
