At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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