your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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