he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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