ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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