Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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