Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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