the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
In America we eat man semen.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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