Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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