If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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