Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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