I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I feel great
I just peed on a car
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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