Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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