I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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