Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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