D3 body, D1 cock
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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