nut hugger
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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